Chuck Norris has left WoW…

…and I think he’s been hanging out in WAR.

No, not really Chuck, and not his countless fans spewing one liners in a general chat somewhere in game, but a visual representation of the bad-assedness of Mr. Roundhouse.

Im talking about Captain Planetwalker, the Kung Fu Kwai Chang Caine of the game we play, I refer to…

…Alan Cartwright.

He’s always got something for you to do. He walks the land dying his hair and growing various types of facial hair. He’s like the mall Santa.

The slogan may be that “WAR is everywhere”,…but I think it should be “Alan is everywhere”

For those that have been living under a rock with no internet access for the past couple years and don’t know about the backround on Chuck, click here, and scroll down to “Chuck Norris Facts”

or here